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days i have lived at my new place: 2 --------------------- douchebags i have met on milwaukee: 2 [Apr. 22nd, 2006|05:25 pm]
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so yesterday i am informed that a note has been placed on my parent's minivan, parked out on milwaukee. an avid appreciator of found prose, i decide to take a gander for some entertainment.

here is what the note said:


Hey Asshole, Can't you read?
You are blocking my garage.


here is what it should have said:


Hey Man, Can't you read? If not i will stop writing this note...
Your front bumper is obstructing 3% of the right side of the entrance to my apartment building's garage.
You're an asshole, and i am taking the time it took to fathom this shallow, immature message to anonymously let it be known...
oh, and if you can't sleep tonight because of your absentmindedness -- i got the car in (obviously)


so i wrote a nice message back to him, more brief than this one i posted. today, i recieve another message on my door. this one is from the Po-Lice -- SOMEONE called and reported the fact that i was making access difficult.

so im taking the 75 bucks left in my "faith in humanity" jar to pay the ticket...

people are fucking idiots most of the time.
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[User Picture]From: 2dogspecial
2006-04-23 06:46 pm (UTC)
fuckin guys.
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