|days i have lived at my new place: 2 --------------------- douchebags i have met on milwaukee: 2
||[Apr. 22nd, 2006|05:25 pm]
so yesterday i am informed that a note has been placed on my parent's minivan, parked out on milwaukee. an avid appreciator of found prose, i decide to take a gander for some entertainment. |
here is what the note said:
Hey Asshole, Can't you read?
You are blocking my garage.
here is what it should have said:
Hey Man, Can't you read? If not i will stop writing this note...
Your front bumper is obstructing 3% of the right side of the entrance to my apartment building's garage.
You're an asshole, and i am taking the time it took to fathom this shallow, immature message to anonymously let it be known...
oh, and if you can't sleep tonight because of your absentmindedness -- i got the car in (obviously)
so i wrote a nice message back to him, more brief than this one i posted. today, i recieve another message on my door. this one is from the Po-Lice -- SOMEONE called and reported the fact that i was making access difficult.
so im taking the 75 bucks left in my "faith in humanity" jar to pay the ticket...
people are fucking idiots most of the time.